Why not a reboot of “Clerks” starring Eva Green and Chris Pine?

Released: 1994-09-13
Synopsis: Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
Known for Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, Casino Royale, 300: Rise of an Empire • Born 1980-07-06, Paris, France.

Eva Green

Known for Wonder Woman, Star Trek, Star Trek Into Darkness • Born 1980-08-26, Los Angeles, California, USA.

Chris Pine

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