Why not a reboot of “The Human Centipede (First Sequence)” starring Lena Headey and Ray Romano?

The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
Released: 2009-04-26
Synopsis: During a stopover in Germany in the middle of a carefree road trip through Europe, two American girls find themselves alone at night when their car breaks down in the woods. Searching for help at a nearby villa, they are wooed into the clutches of a deranged retired surgeon who explains his mad scientific vision to his captives' utter horror. They are to be the subjects of his sick lifetime fantasy: to be the first to connect people, one to the next, and in doing so bring to life "the human centipede."
Known for Game of Thrones, 300, 300: Rise of an Empire • Born 1973-10-03, Hamilton, Bermuda.

Lena Headey

Known for Ice Age, Ice Age: The Meltdown, Ice Age: Continental Drift • Born 1957-12-21, Queens, New York City, New York, USA.

Ray Romano

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